1. Competition Entry Deadline

All entries must be received by 11:59 PM (GMT) on 24th February 2025. Entries received after this time, regardless of the reason—be it power outages, phone battery depletion, sudden stout-induced naps, or an unfortunate case of fat-finger syndrome—will not be considered.

2. Eligibility Criteria

2.1. The competition is open to residents of the United Kingdom and Ireland aged 18 years or older. If you are under 18, please ask a responsible adult to explain why you are reading this instead of doing your homework.

2.2. Entrants must have a valid passport and be legally permitted to travel to Dublin. If you have previously been banned from entering Ireland due to excessive enthusiasm for stout, we regret to inform you that this competition is not for you.

2.3. Employees of Tiny Town Beer, their immediate families or anyone who has ever referred to stout as “just dark lager” are not eligible to enter. Jolly Good Pub Employees are fine.

2.4. If you have previously won a Tiny Town Beer competition and failed to claim your prize, you will not be eligible unless you submit an essay titled “Why I Will Actually Respond to My Messages This Time.”

3. How to Enter

To enter the competition, participants must:

✅ Follow @tinytownbeer on Instagram.

✅ Like the official competition post.

✅ Tag at least one friend in the comments who they would take on the trip. Multiple tags = multiple entries, but if you tag yourself, we admire your confidence but can’t accept your entry.

✅ Sharing the post on your story is optional but will increase your karma points.

4. The Prize

One (1) lucky winner will receive:

• Return flights for two to Dublin (economy class, because we know you’d rather spend money on pints than extra legroom).

• Two (2) nights in a hotel (minimum 3 stars, but don’t expect a butler).

• A tour of the Guinness Storehouse – including a tasting session and all the fascinating history of Ireland’s most famous stout.

• £500 spending money, which may be spent wisely or squandered on a questionable amount of Guinness-themed souvenirs.

5. Winner Selection & Notification

5.1. The winner will be randomly selected by our highly sophisticated, pint-fueled algorithm.

5.2. The winner will be contacted via Instagram DM within 7 days of the competition closing. If no response is received within 48 hours, another winner will be chosen, and your spot will be given to someone who answers their messages like a responsible adult.

5.3. The winner must confirm acceptance of the prize within 48 hours and provide necessary details (including passport information, preferred airport, and their strongest Guinness-related opinion).

6. Prize Conditions

6.1. The trip must be taken on dates agreed upon by Tiny Town Beer. Requests for specific dates such as “only when there’s a full moon” will not be considered.

6.2. The prize is non-transferable, non-exchangeable, and cannot be redeemed for cash. If you try to trade it for a lifetime supply of crisps, we will be very disappointed in you.

6.3. The winner and their guest must comply with all travel and COVID-19 regulations. Failure to do so may result in being left behind at the airport while we enjoy a pint on your behalf.

6.4. If the winner and/or their guest are deemed too intoxicated to board the return flight, Tiny Town Beer holds no responsibility for the consequences. Please drink responsibly. Or at least strategically.

6.5. Please note: Any glasses purchased as souvenirs must have been bought with proof of receipt. Tiny Town Beer will require evidence of this transaction before awarding the prize. Failure to provide a valid receipt may result in forfeiture of the prize.

7. Publicity & Rights

7.1. By entering, the winner agrees to allow Tiny Town Beer to share their experience on our social media platforms. We won’t force you to do an interpretative dance about your journey, but we would appreciate some good photos.

7.2. The winner may be required to send at least three (3) photos of their trip, ensuring they contain at least one pint of stout, one smiling face, and one questionable purchase made with their £500 spending money.

7.3. If the winner attempts to sell or transfer their prize, they will be required to write a 250-word apology letter to stout lovers everywhere.

7.4. By entering this competition, you agree that Tiny Town Beer has full rights to use any content, images, or videos created during the prize trip for marketing purposes.

8. General Terms & Conditions

8.1. Tiny Town Beer reserves the right to modify, suspend, or cancel the competition at any time due to unforeseen circumstances (e.g., an unexpected global stout shortage, an invasion of pint-stealing seagulls, or a sudden decision to pivot to cider).

8.2. This competition is in no way sponsored, endorsed, or administered by Instagram, Guinness, or any third party. Guinness may provide the experience, but all misadventures in Dublin are your own responsibility.

8.3. Tiny Town Beer is not responsible for:

• Your inability to find the right airport terminal.

• Your decision to spend the entire £500 in the first pub you visit.

• Your guest embarrassing you by ordering a lager on a Guinness tour.

8.4. Final Decision Clause: Tiny Town Beer’s decision on all competition matters is final and non-negotiable. If you wish to dispute this, you must do so in writing, using a quill, on a parchment scroll, and send it via carrier pigeon to our headquarters.

9. Acceptance of These Terms

By entering this competition, you agree to abide by these ridiculously long Terms & Conditions. If you’ve read this far, you either really want to win or just love fine print. Either way, good luck! 🍀🍻